Flag Counter Picking Flowers, Arranging Things
Picking Flowers, Arranging Things
opheliaownsyou:

This photo is so important

opheliaownsyou:

This photo is so important

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

cutieking:

muffins-are-ok-i-guess:

pengwhat:

procrastinatorsprovince:

So, erm.. This happened..

Esteban? more like EsteDAMN

I bet his name isn’t the only thing long about him

reblogging for the comment

fugrats:

have you seen my sex tape

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spockhetti:

AU where 'friend' and 'boyfriend'/'girlfriend' are the same word. imagine how confusing that would be! you would tell somebody about your ‘friend’ but they literally wouldn’t know what your relationship is because……..

oh wait sorry this isn’t an AU. German, I was talking about German. Imagine German.

luigivevo:

keytosymphony:

worldaccordingtofangirls:

do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues

how about i taste yours for a change?

that was smooth af

lindsaaykitty:

pickledinsanity:

beautyfromtheraw:

WHY DO THE BEES NEED TO DRIVE
THEY HAVE WINGS
WINGS

dont you ever bring logic into this movie

why do people need to drive 
they have legs
LEGS

lindsaaykitty:

pickledinsanity:

beautyfromtheraw:

WHY DO THE BEES NEED TO DRIVE

THEY HAVE WINGS

WINGS

dont you ever bring logic into this movie

why do people need to drive 

they have legs

LEGS

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

tell us your most embarrassing story
Anonymous

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies

Combat bras
My guy friend trying to remember the name for sport bras (via pemsylvania)
funny-pictures-uk:

Best business card ever.

funny-pictures-uk:

Best business card ever.